if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

Stop taking your bullshit out on me.. Just cos you had a bad day doesn’t mean you have to ruin mine.


I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

(Source: garlicweenie)

Wow college is boring


*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir)


Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*


if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom