if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done
Stop taking your bullshit out on me.. Just cos you had a bad day doesn’t mean you have to ruin mine.
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
Wow college is boring
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*