garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

(Source: garlicweenie)

Wow college is boring

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

greetings:

if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom

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burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid